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Jack:
Okay how much was the opening bid?
Liz:
Hey, don't bitch. Most of the people were up there for like 50 bucks.
Jack:
Still I'd like to know.
Liz:
$7,500. I was feeling generous, letting you go for such a steal.
Jack:
That makes me sound like a piece of meat.
Liz:
Oh, it does not. If makes you sound like a kind, generous man who's donating his time and effort for a good cause. *nods*
Jack:
*leans in for a kiss* Very true sweetness.
Liz:
*SOOOOOOO happy he fell for that* So, you'll do it? No protesting?
Jack:
*smirks* It's a good cause and I get to take someone out I'd say that was a win win right there.
Liz:
Welllll... *shifty eyes* It might not -just- be dinner.
Jack:
Oh really do I need to have a condom in my back pocket.
Liz:
*frowns* No sex. That's in the fine print. *outright refuses to kiss him now* Fidelity...ever heard of it?
Jack:
*smiles sexily and taps his wedding ring* I believe I do.
Liz:
Good man. *still won't kiss him, though* Just try and keep it professional, OK?
Jack:
*salutes* Your word is law wife of mine.
Liz:
*eyebrow* Why do I get the feeling this is gonna come back to bite me on the ass?
Jack:
*innocent face* I promise I'll be good.
Liz:
You better be a saint, Jack. *taps her temple* I can tell if you're bad, remember?
Jack:
I'll only be bad for you I promise.
Liz:
That a threat or a -real- promise?
Jack:
*steps closer and lowers his voice* A promise.
Liz:
*leans up so she -almost- touching his lips* Good. You know how...cranky...threats make me.
Jack:
If I mess up you have permission to punish me.
Liz:
*smirks, then looks him over* Now you're making me hope that you -do- mess up... really...really...-really- bad.
Jack:
Does that mean I get to wear the shiny handcuffs?
Liz:
Depends on if you try to get out of...*leans up to whisper in his ear* -punishment-, doesn't it?. *pulls back and smirks*
Jack:
*purrs* I just might.....
Liz:
*her breath catches just a bit, but she tries to hide it* Might need something stronger than handcuff if that's the case.
Jack:
*his eyes light up* The ones with the black fur.....
Liz:
*oh so innocent headshake* Noppppppe. Worse...* glances away a moment* Or...-better-, depending on how you look at it.
Jack:
*Grins* The chains?
Liz:
*looks down at her fingernails like it's no big thing and sighs* Jack, don't act so eager. It's -so- unbecoming.
Jack:
But we haven't played with the chains in so long.
Liz:
*looks at him seriously* Jack, don't make...*huffs* don't make this complicated, OK? *softly* This is...our thing, remember?
Jack:
*turns serious* I'm sorry sweetheart.
Liz:
*closes her eyes and sighs* Don't say you're sorry, just... *kisses him so hard her lips hurt* Just play the damn game, OK?
Jack:
*kisses back* Can we play with Steve Dave instead?
Liz:
*smirks against his lips* You know...it's a lot less exciting and kinky now that we named it, don't you? *bites him gently*
Jack:
How can that be he can become anything we want?
Liz:
*reaches up and covers his mouth* Stop calling it a 'he'. It's creepy. It's just...our toy. Our -really- interesting toy.
Okay how much was the opening bid?
Liz:
Hey, don't bitch. Most of the people were up there for like 50 bucks.
Jack:
Still I'd like to know.
Liz:
$7,500. I was feeling generous, letting you go for such a steal.
Jack:
That makes me sound like a piece of meat.
Liz:
Oh, it does not. If makes you sound like a kind, generous man who's donating his time and effort for a good cause. *nods*
Jack:
*leans in for a kiss* Very true sweetness.
Liz:
*SOOOOOOO happy he fell for that* So, you'll do it? No protesting?
Jack:
*smirks* It's a good cause and I get to take someone out I'd say that was a win win right there.
Liz:
Welllll... *shifty eyes* It might not -just- be dinner.
Jack:
Oh really do I need to have a condom in my back pocket.
Liz:
*frowns* No sex. That's in the fine print. *outright refuses to kiss him now* Fidelity...ever heard of it?
Jack:
*smiles sexily and taps his wedding ring* I believe I do.
Liz:
Good man. *still won't kiss him, though* Just try and keep it professional, OK?
Jack:
*salutes* Your word is law wife of mine.
Liz:
*eyebrow* Why do I get the feeling this is gonna come back to bite me on the ass?
Jack:
*innocent face* I promise I'll be good.
Liz:
You better be a saint, Jack. *taps her temple* I can tell if you're bad, remember?
Jack:
I'll only be bad for you I promise.
Liz:
That a threat or a -real- promise?
Jack:
*steps closer and lowers his voice* A promise.
Liz:
*leans up so she -almost- touching his lips* Good. You know how...cranky...threats make me.
Jack:
If I mess up you have permission to punish me.
Liz:
*smirks, then looks him over* Now you're making me hope that you -do- mess up... really...really...-really- bad.
Jack:
Does that mean I get to wear the shiny handcuffs?
Liz:
Depends on if you try to get out of...*leans up to whisper in his ear* -punishment-, doesn't it?. *pulls back and smirks*
Jack:
*purrs* I just might.....
Liz:
*her breath catches just a bit, but she tries to hide it* Might need something stronger than handcuff if that's the case.
Jack:
*his eyes light up* The ones with the black fur.....
Liz:
*oh so innocent headshake* Noppppppe. Worse...* glances away a moment* Or...-better-, depending on how you look at it.
Jack:
*Grins* The chains?
Liz:
*looks down at her fingernails like it's no big thing and sighs* Jack, don't act so eager. It's -so- unbecoming.
Jack:
But we haven't played with the chains in so long.
Liz:
*looks at him seriously* Jack, don't make...*huffs* don't make this complicated, OK? *softly* This is...our thing, remember?
Jack:
*turns serious* I'm sorry sweetheart.
Liz:
*closes her eyes and sighs* Don't say you're sorry, just... *kisses him so hard her lips hurt* Just play the damn game, OK?
Jack:
*kisses back* Can we play with Steve Dave instead?
Liz:
*smirks against his lips* You know...it's a lot less exciting and kinky now that we named it, don't you? *bites him gently*
Jack:
How can that be he can become anything we want?
Liz:
*reaches up and covers his mouth* Stop calling it a 'he'. It's creepy. It's just...our toy. Our -really- interesting toy.