open_flame | From Twitter 09-20-2010

03:04:31: New LJ Post: From Twitter 09-19-2010 http://bit.ly/bV6XvB
06:01:54: *grumbles* Coffee?
06:04:36: @SullivanShadow I was hoping you had some! *has desire to melt her coffee maker* Why is it so slow!!!!
06:06:44: @SullivanShadow Damn it.....*ansty, far to awake bouncing considering the lack of caffeine*
06:09:18: Red trained his cats to do some messed up stuff, but this is sort of cute. http://bit.ly/bBuPCt
06:09:30: @SullivanShadow Haven't slept yet.
06:14:19: @SullivanShadow A dragon running amok at the zoo.
06:17:56: @SullivanShadow This one was tiny, thank God. Like a little dog. Think I might keep her.
06:23:44: @SullivanShadow Yeah, I wonder if my fire insurance covers my pets, too.
06:25:50: I think Elle does this. http://www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day/2010/09/18/
06:26:15: (( fuck you google, find me a picture of a small dragon NOW! ))
06:28:48: @SullivanShadow What shoudl I name her?
06:34:52: @SullivanShadow Does she look like an Agnes? http://bit.ly/9hlPmf
06:44:51: @SullivanShadow Hmmm. Agnes the pursed sized dragon...I like it.
06:45:26: (( This is what happens when I have lots of coffee and cake for breakfast. Purse sized dragons! XD ))
07:18:07: @SullivanShadow Dragons can't be cute and fluffy, it ruins that whole dragon...thing they have going on.
07:32:02: @SullivanShadow What am I gonna tell people though? *frowny face* She's a DRAGON, that's not exactly normal.
08:11:20: @SullivanShadow Oh, endangered species or something like that. That might work. She's a....Russian mountain lizard!
08:12:53: (( God fucking damn it. No, I do NOT want Liz to be my default. How do I fix that on Tweetdeck for Droid? ))
08:15:14: @SullivanShadow She doesn't really breath fire much. They only do that when they feel threatened.
08:17:23: Got it!
08:19:01: @SullivanShadow I just have to keep her safe and happy and...*shrugs* Maybe turn that fireproof room in my basement into her room.
08:19:16: @SullivanShadow ( found it, thank you! )
09:09:29: @SullivanShadow I guess, it's not like I can take her to the pound. *chuckles* Wonder if I can litter box train her.
09:14:12: (( This gives me fic bunnies, always. Without fail. The Rest Of My Life by Less Than Jake: http://tinysong.com/jkTb #nowplaying ))
09:16:09: (( for those w/o groovie sharkie http://www.metrolyrics.com/rest-of-my-life-lyrics-less-than-jake.html ))
09:17:46: @SullivanShadow Um...She wasn't when I found her, no. *Took you long enough to figure this out, Liz.* Oh, shit! What if she's just a baby!?
09:21:13: @SullivanShadow Yeahhhhhh....*panic face* You think I should just go put her back in the bushes?
09:21:40: Yeah, I'm gonna go dump a baby dragon in the bushes. Suuuuuuure.
09:23:03: (( Going outside for a bit, up to my elbows in green fabric dye))
09:29:30: @SullivanShadow Maybe we should go and leaver here there and just...I donno...watch and see if Mama Agnes comes around?
09:30:08: @microwaveHobo LUKE! I need cupcakes. I have to lure a baby dragon to the park! *AH! FUCK! TMI!* Erm..I mean, I'm having a party. Yeah.
09:32:40: @microwaveHobo There's no dragon. Who said anything about a dragon? *nervous dismissive hand gesture* All of them. I need all the cupcakes.
09:34:25: @microwaveHobo *sack of gold coins flung on the counter* Thanks! Bye!
09:36:24: (( This is so spawning a SWS XD ))
09:38:19: @microwaveHobo *rushes away from said door with a huge cat carrier in her hand. Yeah, cat. That's it. Totaly oblivious to being followed*
09:38:28: @electricvixen (( Yeeeees? ))
09:42:14: @microwaveHobo * it's a baby. Or a shrunken one. http://bit.ly/d27cKH Liz needs cup cakes to lure it out of the carrier*
09:46:16: @electricvixen ((hee hee hee, or Myers..... :P ))
09:46:49: @SullivanShadow Whatever, just...call me if you see a BIG dragon.
09:47:54: @microwaveHobo *Still not paying attention to the fact he's following. Gets to the park and tries to be sneaky and climb into the bushes*
09:50:10: New LJ Post: Dragon - SWS http://bit.ly/bA7qa4
09:54:37: @microwaveHobo *Attempts to lure 'Agnes' for the carrier* Come on, little...baby dragon. Come out before your mom tries to EAT ME!
10:00:43: @microwaveHobo *hisses* Luke! You're gonna...ruin the suprise party! * Liz really should just drop the lie, but she's stubborn like that*
10:01:31: @SullivanShadow Thanks....*watches her vanish* That'll do. * Jealous Liz is jealous, What the hell good is FIRE against a dragon?*
10:06:01: @microwaveHobo [frowns] What's under the bush?
10:12:16: @microwaveHobo *shifty eyes* Yeah....about that... * nervous chuckle* I don't think she likes cupcakes unless they haveraspberries on them.-
10:12:34: @microwaveHobo *Liz is not going to say "Hey, look at this baby dragon. She's not, even though she is caught very very very red handed.*
10:19:29: @phasing_cat Shhh, Don't tell EVERYBODY!
10:19:51: @microwaveHobo *sighs* It's not a cat. It's a...Russian mountian lizard.
10:24:21: @microwaveHobo Don't worry. She can't hurt you, Luke. Not anymore than a feral cat could. *watches 'Agnes'* I think she's been abandoned.
10:24:46: (( Gotta run to town. Should be back in less than 30 *fingers crossed* ))
10:38:06: (( Uh oh. Hellboy books and my metal order came today. I see distraction in my future. ))
11:00:34: @microwaveHobo (( Novilizations of the movies. IDEK they made them until someone told me about them :O ))
11:00:44: @phasing_cat Um...in the park. IN the bushes.
11:01:20: @microwaveHobo *Anges noms the cupcake as if she hasn't eaten in far too long* Yeah...she is. *sighs* I don't know what to do with her.
11:03:42: (( Really not digging the way Monster Slayer packaged my order. There's enough tape here to choke a wookie! ))
11:13:57: @microwaveHobo *chuckles* Nope. I think that might be why she's all alone. People tend to be afraid of them.
11:14:25: @phasing_cat I donno. I found it there when I was investigating a dragon sighting. I thin it's mom might be...um....yeah. Dead.
11:15:12: (( FFS! RL can go to hell.....grrrr. BBL, i hope. ))
11:39:49: @microwaveHobo Maybe, but i can't exactly put her on Petfinder, you know.
11:41:18: (( yeah, whining about it is NOT going to make me want to help you anymore than I do now, which is hardly at all. Task is impossible! ))
16:24:26: New LJ Post: Because I'm waiting for coffee to brew - Ripped off from thewatchmaker http://bit.ly/b3DPfZ
16:24:54: Ok, so that dragon's mother never showed up. Now what do I do with it?
16:31:04: ((How come I always have to be everyone's hero? BBL...I hope. ))
17:16:38: @electricvixen (( Need Myers anymore, or can that be his departure? ))
17:35:31: @electricvixen (( as does Myers, LOL XD ))
17:52:23: Well, fuck. The Dragon's trying to eat my boss. http://bit.ly/aaBiUx *cranky face*
21:02:05: Off to sleep, with Agnes the baby orphan dragon in a small cat bed next to my bed. At least my apartment's already fireproof.

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